An Anonymous Letter to Andre Bauer

I recieved the Following letter in my email. So Today we have a Guest Blogger.

Dear Mr. Bauer,

Thank you for running against poor people instead of Obama, I for one applaud your courage. While Gresham Barrett and Henry McMaster argue over who hates President Obama more, you have cast your net wide. You hate poor people the most! After all, if it weren't for poor people we wouldn't have to suffer through the current four years of comuni-fascist dictatorship that is the current administration. Poor people, as you pointed out, are nothing more than stray animals that keep coming around for more and more handouts from me, Joe Taxpayer. I think that in a year where unemployment in SC is hovering around 12% we all need to ask ourselves if it isn't time to pull the plug already. Maybe Thomas Malthus was right, once the nipple of government assistance is withdrawn, these poor people will simply wander off and die. After all, when I quit feeding stray dogs that's what they do....I think. Furthermore, these poor people are more than just a financial burden. Their loud music, baggy pants, and Newport cigarettes are annoying to say the least. Not to mention: poor people don't tip, poor people smell bad, poor people are all on drugs, poor people are unfairly proportioned in prisons, poor people are under-represented in all legislative bodies, and poor people are downright scary. Myrtle Beach banned bike week because poor bike week got out of hand! That used to be the highlight of my year! I'm tired of all of these poories ruining my good times. Yeah sure, they're fun to watch when they make it to the big leagues and they sure can dance, but I'm just not comfortable with poor people living in my neighborhood.Back to poor people being responsible for Barack Obama. He's half poor! Sure his mom's side of the family were decent hard working Americans, but his dad was from Africa, the poorest continent on the planet! Not to mention he was propelled to victory by stealing the poor vote away from Hillary in the South Carolina primary.You've got my vote! Let's send those poor people back to Africa (or some other poor continent).

Just some thoughts,

Harry White DeVille