More than Just Wild Animals at the Zoo

I went to River Banks Zoo in Columbia yesterday, and saw something even more entertaining than the normal tank top wearing white trash. I was walking down the path, already laughing out loud, after watching a giraffe's black tongue attack my girlfriend (which is comparable in length to its neck). There is a deck overlooking the exhibit where you can feed the giraffes; she had her back turned as the giraffe watched me give her a handful of romaine lettuce and it lept into action. While that may rival what I'm about to write, its not as interesting. Coming around the path towards me was a Jewish child wearing a yamaka which is not that interesting right, well the yamaka was camouflaged, yes camouflaged. (insert laughter) This leads into a deeper question; is peace in the middle east possible? So does this Bigfoot-like siting mean that A.) The Jewish people are a war loving people, always prepared for battle, (even at the zoo) that will never know peace? or B.) The kid I saw is just another proud redneck from South Carolina? I'll leave that for you to marinate on.

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