Since I've Been Gone

My Pledge to all you "Considerers": (comment with a better nickname for you followers like "deadheads") My Posts will be More Frequent, More Better, and More Funny.

So Since my last Post a lot has happened in the world. First of all my anti-Nikki Haley rant has been vindicated. She has been running around doing the dirty with a blogger (not Lloyd). Ok maybe I'm not fully vindicated since the accuser would and i quote from a comment on his blog "sell his mother's tombstone for $1000 and a line of cocaine." I'm going with he is probably lying. But say he isn't, some of the worlds greatest leaders have been adulterers.

Benjamin Franklin, FDR, Eleanor Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, JFK, Bill Clinton, Julius Caesar, and of course the should've been president good ole Strom Thurmond. On the other hand South Carolina is probably tired of politicians involved in sex scandals.


The oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico is now officially bigger than the Exxon Valdez, on the good front they are currently plugging it up(we hope).

Lindsay Lohan has to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet (as ordered by the court). Who knew these existed, i think the bracelets are good start for a new drinking game.

Finally its memorial day weekend, y'all know what that means the beach, back pack chairs, sun burned Yankees, and COOLER COLD BEER.[beer recommendation Full Sail Lager (the bottles look like red stripe bottles)]